| Diary of A Flight Attendant - Indecent | | | | head for the back of the plane. One of |
| Exposure by Talise DaNeé | | | | the other flight attendants jumps in |
| You see some crazy things when you work | | | | front of him and explains to the man |
| in the airline business. Sometimes all | | | | that he has to wait until the Captain |
| you can do is sit back and laugh. After | | | | turns off the fasten seat belt sign |
| take off, the pilots normally don't turn | | | | before he can get out of his seat. After |
| off the fasten seatbelt sign until we | | | | giving the flight attendant a hard time, |
| have reached 10,000 feet. Sometimes, | | | | the man finally sits down. |
| they take a little longer to turn it off | | | | A few minutes later, a lady sitting |
| than some passengers are willing to | | | | across from the man waves for us to come |
| wait. | | | | here. We walk back to see what she |
| We have just reached cruising altitude, | | | | wants, and she points over to the man |
| and I receive the sign from the captain | | | | who had gotten out of his seat a few |
| letting me know that he will not be | | | | minutes ago. This man has unzipped his |
| turning of the fasten seatbelt sign | | | | pants, pulled out his penis, and is |
| right now. I pick up the interphone and | | | | urinating in a pop bottle. My co-worker |
| begin informing everyone, "Ladies and | | | | and I start laughing hysterically. I |
| gentlemen, the Captain has decided to | | | | guess the man couldn't hold it in for a |
| leave on the fasten seat belt sign. We | | | | few minutes. |
| ask that you please remain seated with | | | | I go back to the front of the plane and |
| your seat belt securely fastened. Should | | | | leave the male flight attendant to |
| he decide to turn off the seat belt | | | | handle that situation. Bruce (the male |
| sign, you may feel free to move about | | | | flight attendant) figured the least he |
| the cabin as necessary. However, we do | | | | can do is hold a blanket up to cover the |
| ask that for your safety, anytime you | | | | man from the view of other passengers |
| are in your seat, you keep your seatbelt | | | | and give the man some privacy while he |
| fastened." | | | | does his business. That is one passenger |
| I had not even hung up the intercom when | | | | I will probably never forget. |
| I see a man get up out of his seat and | | | | |