| Diary of A Flight Attendant - Indecent | | | | see a man get up out of his seat and head for |
| Exposure by Talise DaNeé | | | | the back of the plane. One of the other |
| | | | flight attendants jumps in front of him and |
| You see some crazy things when you work in | | | | explains to the man that he has to wait until |
| the airline business. Sometimes all you can | | | | the Captain turns off the fasten seat belt |
| do is sit back and laugh. After take off, the | | | | sign before he can get out of his seat. After |
| pilots normally don't turn off the fasten | | | | giving the flight attendant a hard time, the |
| seatbelt sign until we have reached 10,000 | | | | man finally sits down. |
| feet. Sometimes, they take a little longer to | | | | |
| turn it off than some passengers are willing | | | | A few minutes later, a lady sitting across |
| to wait. | | | | from the man waves for us to come here. We |
| | | | walk back to see what she wants, and she |
| We have just reached cruising altitude, and I | | | | points over to the man who had gotten out of |
| receive the sign from the captain letting me | | | | his seat a few minutes ago. This man has |
| know that he will not be turning of the | | | | unzipped his pants, pulled out his penis, and |
| fasten seatbelt sign right now. I pick up the | | | | is urinating in a pop bottle. My co-worker |
| interphone and begin informing everyone, | | | | and I start laughing hysterically. I guess |
| "Ladies and gentlemen, the Captain has | | | | the man couldn't hold it in for a few |
| decided to leave on the fasten seat belt | | | | minutes. |
| sign. We ask that you please remain seated | | | | |
| with your seat belt securely fastened. Should | | | | I go back to the front of the plane and leave |
| he decide to turn off the seat belt sign, you | | | | the male flight attendant to handle that |
| may feel free to move about the cabin as | | | | situation. Bruce (the male flight attendant) |
| necessary. However, we do ask that for your | | | | figured the least he can do is hold a blanket |
| safety, anytime you are in your seat, you | | | | up to cover the man from the view of other |
| keep your seatbelt fastened." | | | | passengers and give the man some privacy |
| | | | while he does his business. That is one |
| I had not even hung up the intercom when I | | | | passenger I will probably never forget. |