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Diary of A Flight Attendant - Indecent Exposure

Diary of A Flight Attendant - Indecentsee a man get up out of his seat and head for
Exposure by  Talise  DaNeéthe back of the plane. One of the other
flight attendants jumps in front of him and
You see some crazy things when you work inexplains to the man that he has to wait until
the airline business. Sometimes all you canthe Captain turns off the fasten seat belt
do is sit back and laugh. After take off, thesign before he can get out of his seat. After
pilots normally don't turn off the fastengiving the flight attendant a hard time, the
seatbelt sign until we have reached 10,000man  finally  sits  down.
feet. Sometimes, they take a little longer to
turn it off than some passengers are willingA few minutes later, a lady sitting across
to  wait.from the man waves for us to come here. We
walk back to see what she wants, and she
We have just reached cruising altitude, and Ipoints over to the man who had gotten out of
receive the sign from the captain letting mehis seat a few minutes ago. This man has
know that he will not be turning of theunzipped his pants, pulled out his penis, and
fasten seatbelt sign right now. I pick up theis urinating in a pop bottle. My co-worker
interphone and begin informing everyone,and I start laughing hysterically. I guess
"Ladies and gentlemen, the Captain hasthe man couldn't hold it in for a few
decided to leave on the fasten seat beltminutes.
sign. We ask that you please remain seated
with your seat belt securely fastened. ShouldI go back to the front of the plane and leave
he decide to turn off the seat belt sign, youthe male flight attendant to handle that
may feel free to move about the cabin assituation. Bruce (the male flight attendant)
necessary. However, we do ask that for yourfigured the least he can do is hold a blanket
safety, anytime you are in your seat, youup to cover the man from the view of other
keep  your  seatbelt  fastened."passengers and give the man some privacy
while he does his business. That is one
I had not even hung up the intercom when Ipassenger I will probably never forget.



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